On Gold
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
J.R.R. Tolkien — The Hobbit
image inspired by an original 1970s sketch by Heidi and Kim's father, Rene DeHaan
Six hotels sorted by vibe, two airports with trade-offs, and a handful of legendary alternatives for the more adventurous guest.
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
All within rideshare distance of the barn. Sorted by vibe.
A converted 1936 Catholic schoolhouse turned hotel, brewpub, and movie theatre. On-site bars and the famous soaking pool make this the lively choice. Quirky, beloved, deeply Bend.
True one-bedroom suites with full kitchens and separate living areas. Boutique, independent, dog-friendly, and rated 4.9 stars. Walking distance to downtown and the Deschutes River.
Boutique 4-star property in the heart of downtown. Soaking tubs, attentive staff, beautifully appointed rooms. For guests who want to be properly spoiled.
A Tapestry by Hilton property, recently renovated with a mountain-chic palette. Indoor hot tub, central downtown location. Earns you Hilton Honours points.
Year-round heated pool, hot tub, big outdoor fire pit, on-site bar, and king suites. Friendly mid-range vibe. Ten minutes to downtown and to the venue.
A friendly hostel in a historic downtown house. Dorms and private rooms, on-site sauna, food truck, and lively common spaces. For the social and the budget-minded.
Approximate drive times to Bend — allow extra for pass conditions over Mt. Hood on the Portland route.
The painless option. Small regional airport, direct flights from Seattle, Portland, Denver, Phoenix, LAX, SFO and a handful of others. Rental cars at the terminal. Worth the extra ticket cost if you can swing it.
The scenic option. Cheaper flights, more of them, and the drive over Mt. Hood through Government Camp is genuinely beautiful in late October. Rental car strongly recommended. Snow possible on the pass — check the forecast.
Departures vary.
A favourite of Elves and the occasional Hobbit. One-way ticket only. Crossing the Sundering Seas takes as long as it takes. Bring only what you can carry — and your sword, if you have one. Inquire of your nearest Elf. Dress code: silver, starlight, and an air of quiet sorrow.
Departing the Iron Islands on the next salt-stained tide. Weather and Krakens permitting. Inquire of your nearest Greyjoy. Dress code: leather and a sneer.
Schedules are approximate. The laws of physics are a suggestion.
Direct from Arrakis via the Spacing Guild. Folds space; arrives before you leave. Spice payment required. No checked luggage — the Navigators get peculiar about it.
Smuggler's freighter, point-of-origin negotiable. Blockade-running available at modest surcharge. Kessel Run veterans receive complimentary blue milk. Watch your head on the way in.
Once you've a roof for the night, the rest awaits.
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